8. “Ay, Nawawala Kasi ‘Yung Wallet Ko, Kapag Nakita Ko I’ll Let You Know”

Now this one’s just an outright lie–unless you’re stupid and actually lost your wallet. But, you know, all the lie that you tell for the sake of your well-being is a good lie.

Well, kind of. When it comes to lying to people loaning money, at least. May ibang self-serving lies na mali, so ‘wag mamihasa sa kaka-lie ha.