If anyone asks you why you’re single or when are you going to get a boyfriend, you can always tell them a lame joke or a fun fact about being single. Phrases like “I’ll have a boyfriend when pigs fly” or “my love life is like having water on Mars” is what you consider normal. And even if you’re the one to stutter it out, you still laugh at it. Who needs a significant other if you’re as hilarious as yourself? You are the stand-up comedian that you need in your life.