10. “Battery” Riddle

Then there’s this one, where he joked about his own health, saying, “Dito sa Pilipinas nag-negative ako. ‘Pagpunta ko sa Hong Kong, nag-positive ako, so sabi ko sa doctor ano ang sakit ko? Sabi niya, ‘battery syndrome,'” said the President.

(Here in the Philippines, I tested negative. When I went to Hong Kong, I tested positive so I asked the doctor, what’s my sickness? He said, “battery syndrome.”)

This caused confusion to everyone, making everyone question his health.