10 Ways To Get Rid Of A Clingy And Annoying Girlfriend

Women can be quite toxic in a relationship. As Beyoncé says, “they run the world.” They always want you by their side. They always ask you about marriage. They want to get a hold of your social media accounts. In short, they control you. If you seem to be sailing in this boat with her, there can be a struggle pushing her off the boat.

So you have a clingy girlfriend that you want to get rid of? But saying that you want to break up straight to her face may not be the best idea, that’s why I’m giving you some alternative ways to deal with this kind of situation.

Be Firm

If you really want to ditch your girlfriend then you must make a firm decision. You can’t tell her to go away one day and then when you see her in lingerie forget about what you said already.

You should not give your girlfriend mixed signals. Empty threats simply will not work with a clingy girlfriend. The next time you tell her that you are going to break up with her, she will just treat you like the boy who cried wolf and wear her sexiest panties once again. So man up. If you really want to break up with her tell it to her straight.

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Be A Total Slob

Another way to get rid of a clingy girlfriend is by turning her off. If there is one thing that women love about men is good hygiene. So if you have a clingy girlfriend that you want to get rid of then forgetting how to take a shower may do the trick.

And while you’re at it, take home a few dozen of beer, buy the latest Playstation game and for the next few days, limit your movement to just going to the living room and the fridge and just go to the bathroom to pee. Let’s see if she will be able to take it for more than a couple of days.

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Do What She Wants For Once

Women want men whom they can change and mold and change. For them, it is a challenge. And when they do succeed to mold men the way they want to, they consider it as a victory.

What you can do is to let your girlfriend have a false sense of victory. Start doing what she tells you. Make her believe that she is succeeding in molding you. She will most likely be happy for a short time but after a few days of your new and improved behavior, she will probably get bored of you and move on to another man to change. This is reverse psychology at its best.

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Totally Disgust Her Girlfriends

Women need the approval of other woman. It is important for them to get the approval of their girlfriends on their boyfriend. So if you want to get rid of a clingy woman another good strategy is to get on the bad side of her girlfriends.

Be totally disgusting when they are around. Be as masochist as you can be. This is the time to tell all those sexist dirty jokes. Try to hit on some of her girlfriends. You will get a bonus if at least one of them actually sleeps with you. Once you get the disapproval from her girlfriends she will surely drop you like a hot coal.

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Let Your Family And Friends In On The Plan

Girls can be sneaky. Once they feel that their boyfriend is trying to ditch them, they will try anything possible to save their relationship.

One of the sneakiest things that a clingy woman would do is to go to their boyfriend’s family and friends in order to win their sympathy. Don’t let her beat you to the chase. Go talk to your friends and family the moment you decided to leave your girlfriend. Explain to them why you want out.

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Be Crazy

This one may be extreme but if you are desperate it is worth a try. Why not act like you’re losing your mind. In a paranoid voice, tell your girlfriend that aliens are planning to abduct you and that the government is listening to all your conversations.

Tell her that if she won’t leave you her life will be in danger. The worst thing that can happen is your girlfriend telling you that she’s from another planet and that everything will be alright as long as you stay with her.

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Be Vigilant

As mentioned earlier, girls can get quite tricky. Don’t let your guard down even for a minute. Think of the things that she is capable of doing just to keep your relationship going. She might try to get herself pregnant so be sure you have plenty of condoms on hand.

Yes, insist on using condoms if you really cannot avoid having sex with her completely. Is she becoming psychotic? Maybe you should lock all your knives in a safe. Is she planning to launch a cyber attack on you? Maybe it’s time to change all your passwords.

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Block Her Online

Speaking of the internet, a good move would be to block her from all social media sites. If she sees you online, just ignore her and hope that she gets the message that you’re avoiding her.

What if she posts nasty stuff about you online? You can always brush it off. Don’t worry, people will forget them soon. Even the sex video that she is planning to release if you break up with her. Keep in mind that freedom is worth all this trouble.

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Don’t Fall For The Guilt Trap

If she hasn’t already, then she will probably use the guilt strategy on you. Don’t fall for it. Even if she cries in front of you. Even if she cries in front of you while being naked. Keep in mind that you have suffered enough from her clinginess already.

You need a break. You deserve your freedom.

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Meet Other Women

Now that you have the intention to break up with her then there is no use pretending that you are not interested with other women. Now, you can openly talk to and flirt with other women.

Casually drop women’s names in your conversation. If she still sticks with you like glue after this stunt then there is really something wrong with her. Now is the time to run. Run as fast as you can.

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So there you have it! Hope it helps you.

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